Outlaw EFT: Where the Hell is my Money?
When you don’t know what else to do…it’s time for some “Outlaw EFT”
Now an Audio program you can have within minutes!
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Is this you?
You’ve tapped ‘til you’re blue in the face…
You’ve tried Not to focus on your lack…
You’ve read every self-help and prosperity book you could get your hands on…
Sigh…
Actually, it feels more like quicksand…sucking you even deeper into despair!
Yes, you feel yourself drowning, and you don’t know what to do.
Or, maybe you’re kinda’ doing Ok… but you still hold your breath with every bill that comes due…just hoping you have enough to cover it.
You’ve tried thinking positive… “Oh God could you positively HURRY and get me out of this mess before I go stark crazy and rob a bank or something!”
*Speaking of “Robbing a Bank”…that is Exactly what we will do in this class! (The Universal Bank that has been holding all your money!)
Bottom line…you feel like a “light worker loser”- you know how to talk the talk but doggone it…something just ain’t right!
The worst part is…you CAN”T figure out WHY you’re in this predicament when you are doing everything right.
I’ve been exactly where you are… (More than once, sigh!)
You see, I was born dirt poor,
I’m probably an expert on being poor…
My momma used to tell this story (and others) about how hard she had it as a preacher’s wife.
(Back then preachers depended on donations)
There was a little creek down the hill from our two room shack. The local farmers would go there to wash the dirt off their produce before taking them to market.
My momma would wait until they left and gather up the stray vegatables for our dinner. She certainly was ‘doing everything right’ if you take into account the worst thing she ever did was…worry about sinnin’!
(She believed way too much in hell to risk even a hint at the long list of sins her church provided)
But this story is NOT about swapping “poor me” stories…YOU probably have some tragic ones of your own that would make mine look pure-dee silly.
Eventually, I grew up, bucked the poverty consciousness, broke all the rules of my upbringing… and came home to the arms of my own personal Divine!
Blessedly, I learned how to tap into the abundance of the universe.
Divine Mother even gave me a process called “End Money Worries for Good” that worked like crazy! It helped me, my family and hundreds of my students.
Then, something happened… I didn’t know what!
Suddenly, almost overnight, the bottom fell out of my abundance… I was barely scraping by.
I have to tell you I was scared, flabbergasted, and panicky when nothing seemed to be working right!
It got so bad that I would wake up every morning terrified that I could not pay my bills or even survive.
I examined my life under a spiritual microscope…nothing seemed to glare out at me.
Of course, I tapped, I prayed, and yet, I barely held myself together.
In spite of all this…nothing could shake my faith in the divine…
I figured well, if I wind up living under a bridge somewhere… so be it.
Even in the scariest financial times, I was still channeling in great wisdom from the Divine.
I must confess, I did feel a little pissed off at the Divine at times!
However, looking back I realize that I was being tested.
I felt a little like Biblical Job when he said…
“Though He slay me, yet will I trust him.” Job 13:15 KJV
Then came the revelation that moved me…
I call it the…
“What the hell, I’m stuck in financial do-do scenario.”
(You may have your own name for your particular situation- get creative and express how you REALLY feel!)
Here are 3 Big Issues that God finally revealed were blocking my finances.
#1. I was Tested
I realized I was being tested.
To be able to teach others about trust, especially when you feel abandoned by the Divine yourself, takes experience.
Who would believe me if I preached for others to TRUST when I had never been up against despair?
#2. I Took on a parasitic burden.
In trying to help someone…I unknowingly began absorbing their fear and lack energy!
(Sometimes even experienced healers care too much.)
WE take on another’s crap, cheating them of their own lessons.
Allowing someone you love to have their own journey is painful.
I was guilty of that.
Even though I removed myself from that person, I did not realize the depth of entanglement.
Their parasitic energy had latched onto mine like a hungry dog onto a bone!
My terror kept feeding them even though they were miles away. (Thank you GOD for finally revealing that to me!)
#3. I had Debt Energy
I needed to let go of a huge debt I have been carrying. This went against everything I thought I stood for.
Spirit told me repeatedly…”Rebecca, time to let that go”!
I was not able to do it until one day a caring psychic friend said… “Rebecca, God wants you to let go of that debt!”
(She did not know any details, just channeling wisdom to me)
Did I trust my friend more than my Divine?
No, but sometimes the Divine needs to shake us up a little!
(Burning bush, parting the Red Sea, raising the dead, you get the picture.)
Awareness is everything!
Once I had the awareness of what to clear it was like magic!
*Update: As I was doing this “Debt Release” exercise, I discovered another debt that I had been Blindly paying for months. (an auto pay that I forgot to cancel)
(Clearing is never the problem…knowing WHAT to clear…THAT IS the big mystery!)
Abundance started flowing to me… even when I was told to stop teaching classes for two months. (my main source of income) money showed up from unique places.
During that entire time of being still and being closeted in secret with spirit I was never in lack and I felt peaceful.
You see… That huge lesson in trust was necessary. Because I had been through the fire, I came out on the other side abundantly.
When I opened my eyes this morning I knew I had to share this with you.
Yes, I KNEW that others were wondering…where the hell is my money when I am doing everything right!!!
It is time to offer a class to help you clear what you don’t understand….and not just any normal EFT class. I am calling this “Outlaw EFT” Where the Hell is My Money!
I am qualified to help you… I have been through the fire for you!
Because I have been following spirits guidance on resurrecting my pineal, I can see better on all levels.
Spirit has already given me a list of hidden things you need to clear.
It’s not the same old things you’ve tried before.
IE: I hate greedy rich people (I do hope you’ve cleared that, it’s been in every prosperity classes at the dawn of time)
IE: The love of money is the root of all evil
IE: It is easier for a camel to pass thru the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven.
Yada, yada, yada!
This class is not the same old things you’ve tried before.
This audio program “Outlaw EFT: Where the hell is MY Money?”
- It’s irreverent (very)
- In your face (finally)
- Take the bull by the horns (you be the BOSS)
- Get down to the nitty-gritty (no more pussy-footin’ around)
- I’m tired of being a goody goody two shoes light worker (that’s starving to death.)
I give you permission to come pissed off, whining, and letting your inner child throw a raw dog fit!
Once you learn how to empower yourself and MAKE people listen to you…including the Universal bank president…You will be changed on a cellular level!
“Hey God, I am sick and tired of being stuck not knowing why.
We demand that you show up and help us clear it.”
Are you ready for the truth?
Put on your big girl panties or, your big boy britches!
Let’s rock and roll!
Outlaw EFT: “Where the Hell is My Money?”
…or, if you prefer…”How to Rob a a bank and get away with it!” “
(Two hour Kickin’ Butt, raising hell EFT Tele class)
Don’t you feel empowered just having the courage to keep reading this?
Now an Audio program you can have within minutes!
This Outlaw audio class is $67.
Yes! Uh Huh, I want this!
67.00
Wait, just this once, I’m offering the written transcript for only 5.00 more.
Yes, I want the class and transcript.
72.00
Would a Payment Plan Enable you Take this class?
2 payments of 38.88. (2nd payment automatically charged after 30 days)
38.88
(I will even throw in the transcript- I REALLY want you to be able to get this!)
Audios are included that you can keep forever.
You are going to want to learn “Outlaw EFT” …when nothing else works!
Outlaw EFT… when you don’t know what the hell is going on!
( I highly recommend that you get the written transcript you will want to have this in writing to pick out specific techniques to make your own!
Audios of all 3 sessions are included that you can keep forever.
You are going to want to learn “Outlaw EFT” …when nothing else works!
( I highly recommend that you get the written transcript you will want to have this in writing to pick out specific techniques)
Love…
The EFT Outlaw, Rebecca
PS: In case you’re worried lightning is going to strike you for being so bold… don’t worry.
I am the instigator of this class and guided by spirit
I am responsible for any consequences of my “in your face irreverence “ …buck up your courage and allow spirit to help you.
(The Outlaw made me do it!)
Yes! Uh Huh, I want this!
67.00
Wait, just this once, I’m offering the written transcript for only 5.00 more.
Yes, I want the class and transcript.
72.00
Would a Payment Plan Enable you Take this class?
2 payments of 38.88. (2nd payment automatically charged after 30 days)
38.88
(I will even throw in the transcript- I REALLY want you to be able to get this!)