Have you heard aboth those new scales that say your weight out loud?

Hush your Mouth!

If I invented one, it would be all sweet and nice, like…

"Oh Honey, you still look beautiful no matter how much you weigh"

Or how about… You sure have beautiful eyes?

Even better, what if the scale pointed out that we LOOKED slimmer no matter what the numbers are saying. Who ya gonna beleive, some raunchy old numbers or your adoring talking scale?