Help! Birds laugh at My Windsocks!

Birds, lots of birds build nests in my carport. I wouldn’t mind but they crap all over my cars!

They especially LOVE to poop on the handmade bench my sweet little son made for me.

 

Someone told me to hang windsocks under the carport and it would scare the birds away.

Well, the birds just LOVE my windsocks. I see them having teaparties and laughing their little beaks off!

I ahve plenty of nice tall trees for the little birdies to nest in- they seem to prefer my carport.

 

So, does anyone know of a KIND way to encourage them to nest elsewhere? I just want to be able to sit under my carport without gettin’ pooped on. seriously, it is thick under there!

I will appreciate any advice you can leave me.

 

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